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Late Demotivational Poster


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of photos.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !


REGRET -


TAGS: up late at night
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

the1stCOMMI3 - September 29, 2011, 8:16 pm
that is epicly cute and funny at the same time
mariand - September 29, 2011, 11:53 am
yeah...I know what you're talking about


WTF - Wh-wha...What the hell, man?


TAGS: darth vader latex spandex weird wtf wth
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

jak - October 4, 2009, 2:16 pm
looks like it might be a dude, explains where the hand is
wierdo - September 3, 2009, 10:48 am
Sexy Sexy
Yes, - March 14, 2009, 11:29 am
And also if she had to pee badly.
yon - January 7, 2009, 8:39 pm
is this what would result if leia were to fall into lava and end up taking up daddys mantle?
me - September 26, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is the creepiest thing i've ever seen
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:22 pm
Thank you, d.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 5:25 pm
Uh Oh. I just realized that in the universe that this takes place in, there is a Prince Leia (or whatever), and a....slave boy scene in Jabba's lair.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 5:23 pm
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL clingy hot latex outfit!!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:35 pm
Hahaha! No. *I* am your mother!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:32 pm
If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the bathroom?
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:32 pm
I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:30 pm
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the bladder.
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:30 pm
Don't underestimate the power of crabs!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:25 pm
I find your lack of toilet facilities disturbing!
Agamemnon218 - September 3, 2008, 2:01 pm
When I search my feelings, I find them strange, and confusing...
d - September 3, 2008, 1:14 pm
"Most beginners do..." beginners. so you're like.. a pro? at writing captions under images you downloaded? way to go.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:07 pm
I would've gone with Dominatrix Vader, Mistress Vader, Darth Whore, Backside of the Darkside. I'm sure there are more options...
jimbo - September 3, 2008, 3:23 am
Looks like Vader needs to take a piss or has a yeast infection or something.
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:10 am
Way to go ... dude? Or, dude-ette? Most beginners do at least one of these "don't know what to say" posters. But you ain't got no joke if you ain't got no punch line, Pee Wee.


UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.




MATH -




TARDINESS -




TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.


TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
Nice one.


MEDIA -


TAGS: news media latest digital news
Rating: 4.96/5

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gas - August 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
always look on the bright 5ide!


BEEN THERE DONE THAT -


TAGS: verdeckt out late
Rating: 4.65/5

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Coombsy007 - October 7, 2011, 9:19 am
yes mine does that when I get home at 5L am
Verdeckt - October 6, 2011, 7:03 pm
But honey, I sent you a text... "Im hiubf ri vw ksyr" Oh....


COUNTERFEIT MONEY -


TAGS: george carlin line collection plate
Rating: 3.92/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2011, 4:27 am
been done b4 but with strip clubs


HORMONAL LUNATIC -


TAGS: feed it chocolate and stay very quite
Rating: 3.69/5

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BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Ron!
RON - September 6, 2009, 2:09 pm
super PMS posters Mr. Bone.


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: sooner or later the bill gets paid
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 23, 2010, 7:49 pm
And most of the time self-perpetuating. 5L
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:47 pm
Great one, sick! Showin' your motifake guns! 5L


NOW YOU GONNA THINK TWICE - but it's already too late


TAGS: late
Rating: 4.39/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:04 pm

Even though this is common knowledge, any establishment that would post this would lose me as a customer. I know they are required to wash hands after, but to make you think about it......


PROCRASTINATION - is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage.




UNICORNS - LATE AS USUAL -


TAGS: unicorns late as usual wytch
Rating: 3.9/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:49 pm
I hate Unicorns! Good job Noah, too bad survived and made The Friendship Express!
VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:36 pm
We know how you feel. Sincerely, The Dinosaurs


2012 - COMPLETE BOLLOCKS -




MY MOMMA SAID -


TAGS: gump chocolates forret momma obese
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

CloudchaserS - May 21, 2012, 10:45 am
It's also like eating a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow


CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS - Chocolate Salty Balls Taste 'um Put 'um In Your Mouth




AIRMAN -


TAGS: happy belated birthday buddy
Rating: 5/5

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SteveFurlong - March 30, 2012, 12:38 am
Not nice to say "as young as they come". When you're that old, you can't.
M0rd3kaI - March 21, 2012, 12:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Excellent Cranky XD 5L
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:13 am
LOL... bastard


POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...


TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
NICE!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


Dagoba -


TAGS: candy chocolate jedi star wars yoda
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2016, 11:50 pm
Awesome! Lol
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:06 am
"Direct from the swamps of Dagoba...!" And you thought Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies had a disgusting ad-slogan.
nicholsjoshua15 - July 6, 2014, 1:54 pm
I'm watching Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back, I love the movie but Master - Yoda is so annoying. If I had been Luke I would have killed Yoda and just trained myself or let Darth - Vader train me and use the Darkside against the Darkside. Like Revan did.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2014, 3:53 am
Oh, no! =-O Lol :-D
GaryO - June 23, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hah! The new kid’s gotcha there, cynic.
Glace1221 - June 23, 2014, 5:32 pm
Talk backwards, this one not. Imposter, this Yoda is.


HANNUKAH - Lemme hear ya say OY!


TAGS: late entry for dec 12th
Rating: 3.64/5

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rerun - December 14, 2009, 7:58 pm

The Resident Jew (Me) gives this 5L
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 1:24 am
LOL!!! He's cutting his next album with 50 cent (haggled down from 75 cents)
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:30 pm
OY!...Only cause I'm forced to at certain times of the year


RESISTANCE IS FUTILE - We are Christians. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated... Or burned.




CENSORSHIP SUCKS -


TAGS: censorship censor censored nude topless naked pr0n pixelated ted bundy
Rating: 2.42/5

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guy - September 3, 2009, 5:56 pm
I still see boobs, just pixilated ones


Pic Unrelated -


TAGS: unrelated
Rating: 1.44/5

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NREEEOW - February 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
I see Courtney Love is looking a bit better


PUNISHMENT -


TAGS: sometimes im late on purpose cubby
Rating: 5/5

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dslohand - August 31, 2011, 6:52 pm
does this mean dinner will be late?
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 1:15 am
lol ow


ALL ALONE -




MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This


TAGS: giant poopy motifakes submitted lately
Rating: 4.27/5

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lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 5:26 pm

Remember~~what does not kill you makes you hate everybody!


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?


TAGS: sooner or later that little guys coat is going to turn bright red wiener dog assignment october first
Rating: 3.31/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:13 pm
well, one of them did
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

some
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

well, they were different, but they did make sone good Motifakes
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
and the Psychosis begins...
Sean - October 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Beautiful. *sniff*


ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".


TAGS: heart breastplate bestway men sawopen
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 2:09 pm
I know the other is actually allowing them one sporting event on the TV interruption free...put then the chore list never gets done!
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 11:10 am

Nahhh, Prissy~~~You and I both know there are at least two other ways. One of them is food.


CHOCOLATE - Happy Valentine's Day... B!TCH


TAGS: death note anime mello mihael keehl chocolate
Rating: 3.42/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:57 pm
I love chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:57 pm
I love chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
LunaLuvs - February 15, 2010, 2:36 am
high motabolism. Or maybe brain power really does burn fat. lol! Dark chocolate has antioxidants that makes blood flow to the brain easier so one can learn & think faster. It also improves memory. Taste like shit though... ugh...
Bartimaeus - February 15, 2010, 1:40 am
lol Mello and chocolate. Honestly, he and L should have weighed a THOUSAND pounds...each.
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 1:11 am
I dunno...anime posters just dont do a thing for me...
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 11:38 pm
This is prolly the best Mello poster ever. LoL
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:05 pm
Wow.


LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES -


TAGS: life chocolate useless
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hawamleh - September 11, 2011, 3:10 pm
Great poster, 5lions, keep up the good work.


COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee percolate hot drink fluid
Rating: 4.75/5

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Calvert - June 23, 2011, 1:42 pm
I like my coffee like I like my women: tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes on the back of a donkey.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:28 am
I like my coffee black just like my metal.x
MilDoc - June 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Nice one, Steph! You're a Star(buck5)! I like my coffee like I like my women...dark and bitter!


CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT -


TAGS: king of late night
Rating: 4.19/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
Everyone remembers the balsa wood desk prank :)
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:15 pm
I remember when I was 5 years old... sneaking behind the couch to watch Carson when my parents did. I got my own mini TV (hand held) at 9, and never went to sleep before 12:30 after that.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:13 pm
LOL! The kids today....
Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
Actually, at first sight, I thought it was Steve Martin.
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 11:07 pm
you thought it was bush too?
Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:06 pm
Oh, this is Johnny Carson. At first I saw this and was like "lolwtf?"
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:56 pm
no I have, It's just a wierd cooincidence that I posted my request right after the posters were approved
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 10:54 pm
The queue looks pretty empty Doc. Check out the Hall of Fame under the reports tab if you haven't already.
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:49 pm
*agdaniele
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:48 pm
I don't want to be a bother, but since your the only moderator here adgeline, could you please approve some posters? I wan't something else to laugh about on the front page
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 10:45 pm
Not this good, but not bad. Depends a bit on the guest as usual. Some chatting, some singing, some fun...not bad.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
I never even considered watching it.... that good, space?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:41 pm
LOL... thanks, doc!
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 10:40 pm
The only thing I've seen come even remotely close to that on stage...fun is Elvis Costello's show Spectacle. I think it's taped in front of a live audience though.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:40 pm

huh? Bush? Not Carson, not even close
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:38 pm
I ndon't care if it's been plagirised or not, the face looks kinda like bush so 5 happy L's from me, and trust me, i'm a doctor
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:36 pm

It was e-mailed to me yesterday about an hour before this poster was approved. Talk about timing. Those were some great artists
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 10:34 pm
Hey rerun, I checked out the clip you mentioned here, and I agree with Aggy. That is awesome. Thanks. I got my wife to watch it too.
Airman - January 6, 2010, 12:03 pm
kept in a jar on Funk & Wagnels porch since noon today
BoneCD - January 6, 2010, 9:52 am
Whatz up Moo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 9:17 am
*er....that's right Bone, I Nazi'd you.
BoneCD - January 6, 2010, 9:14 am
There was no great late night host then Johnny! 5 I'll bet that makes his putter stand Poodles
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 10:25 pm
or the animals ;)
rerun - January 5, 2010, 10:24 pm

he was always great when animals were on. Never knew where the should would go.
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 10:22 pm
Carson and Animals...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqbBy_JxrK4
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:16 pm
What made him so good was that he actually was friends and partied with these people.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 10:13 pm

never knew Carson could hold his own (singing) with legends like that
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
Excellent clip, rerun.
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 10:10 pm
airman started it, aggy ended it. there is no one to compare with.
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
his guests were true stars, not circuit promoters, and his wild kingdom animal interactions were priceless
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 10:06 pm
he could be his most comical when he wasn't saying anything. just the deadpan look
rerun - January 5, 2010, 10:04 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=VPH0-g25Vl8 vintage Carson here
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:03 pm
That, and Tea Time... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_442dZzW7R0
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:02 pm
This skit was usually hilarious.
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:02 pm
I don't blame you, Canada... this era of talk show hosts... well, doesn't exist.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 10:01 pm

I will stop growing up when they bury me
CANADA - January 5, 2010, 10:00 pm
i grew up on bugs bunny and simpsons
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 9:59 pm
I grew up on Johnny Carson
rerun - January 5, 2010, 9:58 pm

1. watched the sketch, do not recall this one in particular. 2. rerunbob, man that is cold. really cold (no reference to Canada either)
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
Really? Never watched this sketch on the Tonight Show?
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 9:55 pm
Ok, rerunbob.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 9:54 pm

nor do I, however 6 to -30 in Canada right now? Holy crap, that is cold
CANADA - January 5, 2010, 9:53 pm
I don't get it
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 9:43 pm
FTW!! 5L


FRED & BARNEY - The Ultimate Bromance


TAGS: fred and barney flinstone rubble bedrock cavemen bromance ultimate amp gay cave men cave man caveman dinosaur slate and co
Rating: 2.74/5

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Cubbybear - March 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
Hell...they may have invented it


Things have Escalated -


TAGS: chemical weapons mace mailman escalated
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 4:59 pm
5 LOLs
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 6:49 pm

Fantastic graphic!! 5LLLLLs from both my dogs!~
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 5:44 pm
5Luv it!


KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: late night sean moooooooo
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - April 23, 2011, 1:02 pm
Lmfao
Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm
That's hilarious. And that's our Mooooooooooooooooooo, folks. He ain't heavy, he's my bother. (And no, that's NOT a typo.)
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2011, 4:28 pm
Now that's fu.cking funny!
Bull - April 22, 2011, 12:04 pm
HAHAHA!!!! I think I peed a little!!!
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 11:13 am
Some of my pancakes came out my nose


BREATH DEEP THE GATHERING GLOOM -


TAGS: late lament moody blues
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - July 4, 2012, 9:47 am
I was just referring to when he 5ubmitted this fine poster.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:50 am
Look Out Below !
Greeny - July 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Taaaaaaaaaagity taaaaaaaaaaaged 5anyway
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 7:40 pm
Tuuuuuuuuuuue5day aaaaaaaaafternoooooooon.


POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!


TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!


WRATH -


TAGS: wrath fire late
Rating: 4.46/5

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gas - July 24, 2011, 8:28 am
thx
Verdeckt - July 24, 2011, 7:18 am
Nice
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 4:35 pm

5weet


WAKE UP - IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE [ ]P. Diddy [x] Going back to sleep




REDUNDANCY - Really Proud To Be Canadian


TAGS: life tramp stamp licence plate ass
Rating: 3.38/5

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forseti - April 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
As a German, I of course want to invade!!! 5L
Sean - July 14, 2009, 5:43 pm
No LD, the tunnel part is covered up.
BriaHere - July 14, 2009, 4:13 pm
I am proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. Oh wait, I'm English.
LogicDude - July 14, 2009, 2:17 pm
I hate motifakes where the text just repeats what's in the picture...AND this is a tunnel too? Wait...it's not? That's her...oh. Nevermind.
CANADA - July 14, 2009, 11:14 am
i know a girl with that exact tattoo, it might be her. shes from winnipeg
Mr_Jones - June 15, 2009, 10:41 am
Proud to be an american, where at least i kno i'm free, and i plan to fuk every canadian, who looks so damn sexy


COWBOY MEDICINE -


TAGS: joke fake challenge 4 days late cowboy wisdom iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

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RSJake02 - February 24, 2012, 12:14 pm
Living in Montana, I approve thi5 joke! :)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:33 pm

you missed jokefake day but meh...i love a good joke.
Airman - February 23, 2012, 11:32 am
works every time


WHEN LOVE DIES -


TAGS: next question relates to her mother
Rating: 3.27/5

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Arrogant Knight - May 14, 2009, 12:32 am
5 lions, sir.
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
-Wow Haha:D funny,But its Reality/: Ughhhkkk!Boys Are Juss'Jerks(:
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:22 pm
Watch out...he's on a roll.
Mooooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:11 pm
5 Lions. Truly hilarious.


RUN FOR YOUR WIFE - What Redneck men do when they hear there's a new girl in town that isn't related to anyone.




LONELINESS - All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. (Charles M. Schulz)




SOMETIMES - Simply translates to one week every month !!


TAGS: pirhanas feet translates sometimes pms
Rating: 5/5

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MustyK - March 24, 2012, 6:35 am
Cheers Carebear. (o:
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:38 pm
(carebear BANNED)


REALIZATION -


TAGS: relationship heart mistakes too late live and learn
Rating: 4.52/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles


CURE FOR DIRTY WORDS -




Solitude -


TAGS: forlorne sad desolate souless
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - May 21, 2013, 5:19 am
4 depressing acknowledgments plus 1 for getting these thoughts into my head."


WHAT'S ON THE MENU? -


TAGS: pzy deep fried chocolate covered
Rating: 4.5/5

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mickel728 - December 12, 2011, 10:25 pm
mmmmm chocolaty covered bacon
Neko - August 12, 2011, 7:52 pm
my... GOD! what is this place called? and please tell me theres one in Canada!
ColonelMidas - July 30, 2011, 11:52 pm
Yes. Yes we do. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
HypercatZed - July 30, 2011, 6:03 pm
Do you americans really eat that stuff??
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:57 am
Mmmm.. Indige5tion


KEEPING IT SIMPLE -


TAGS: and we still sing it 43 years later
Rating: 4.4/5

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Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I fucking love it!


EDUCATION -


TAGS: 500 crappy posters later
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:05 am
Heh heh... they never do.


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: queen day hey baby ill get the check and mate you later
Rating: 4.31/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:23 am
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:07 pm
They put up a good show of being together but they never get it on. But you know the neighbour's queen will check him out, and evasive as he tries to appear, he'll get an inter-racial mate in the end.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:56 am

very true, GS should write forune cookies


REALITY -


TAGS: simulated reality sims kitchen pzy
Rating: 4.26/5

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pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:49 pm
Can't even win at the game of Life. 5L


TOO LATE - George's wife cut off his penis sometime between the first and second ad.


TAGS: too late
Rating: 3.22/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:30 pm
this one was done like a month ago
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 8:10 pm
now that's some funny sh it there. 5 addadicktmys


MERGERS - Is this what would happen if Cadbury merged with Nestle' ??




SNOZZBERRIES - They Taste Like Snozzberries (and bullet resistant woven pollymers)




High On Life! -




LAW OF THE ALIBI - If you tell your boss you were late for work because of a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.




I FEEL SO ASHAMED -


TAGS: maybe violated or haunted but ashamed how dramatic
Rating: 4.69/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:19 pm
and I really want too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:18 pm
I can't comment on Bones newest poster...wtf?


MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: damn websense forcing phydeaux to stay up late motifaking
Rating: 4.58/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 1:49 pm
Good! DOWN WITH SENSE..... I MEAN WEBSENSE!
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 1:38 pm
websense has been down all day
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:09 pm
TTH man you are on a facken roll. Another good one sir!


NUCLEAR JESUS - Who would he annihilate today ?




LADY OF THE LAKE -


TAGS: monty python movie quote a day late
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:42 pm
Well, how'd she become lady of the lake? 5L


CHOCOLATE FLAVORED CONDOMS - She will shove chocolates in her mouth all day.... Show her one of these and suddenly she is on a diet.


TAGS: chocolate
Rating: 4.24/5

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Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 2:14 am
Lmao! Nice. 5 Chocolaty con- ehh... 5 Lions. Ha!


CLOCKS -


TAGS: clock time late
Rating: 4.09/5

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MAKING YOU WANT WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE -


TAGS: bianca beauchamp advertising latex
Rating: 3.86/5

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MindLessIdiot - April 14, 2011, 6:16 pm
Nice is for sale?


GENGHIS KHAN -


TAGS: benghis khan cubby is related to
Rating: 3.49/5

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[email protected] - January 26, 2010, 6:08 pm
the huns cared more about their bows than swords thye concentrated and drilled on them more. The huns slept on their hirses all that24hr pressure on the old taint couldn't have been good, on the ols urethra. Just throwing it out there.
Paul Gibson - October 5, 2009, 12:39 am
I wouldn't suggest the Genghis Khan couldn't get it up. No really I wouldn't. I just mean that probably contributed to the genetic bottleneck.
Paul Gibson - October 5, 2009, 12:37 am
Ah! Meant to write ...about that far back. You have to figure that with the warring, and the large harems of war trophy captive women, there was bound to be a genetic bottleneck. The Erectile Dysfunction causing hard riding probably didn't help, but...
Paul Gibson - October 5, 2009, 12:34 am
The thinking is that Y chromosome gene surveys of people of central east asian descent indicate a single male common ancestor (by only male intermediaries). The thing is that could be anyone.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 5:31 pm
If everyone aspired to be Genghis Khan, the our overpopulation problems would rapidly be solved.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 2:12 am
True story: he once tried to kill a dude in a bar in Ulaanbaatar, with a swizzle stick. That dude's name? Abe Vigoda. It was over a girl. No surprises there.
Anon - September 6, 2009, 1:43 am
Genghis Khan is a man that everyone should aspire to be.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 9:46 am
If you go back more than 10,000 years you're related to almost everyone except some Australian aborigines.
Curintedery - March 23, 2009, 9:03 am
Adam... theres a 0% chance ur descended from him, and if u believe u are, ur a moron
Stating the Obvious - February 15, 2009, 1:11 pm
Only because he literally tagged every piece of ass on the planet.
LogicDude - January 21, 2009, 9:07 am
Adam: There's a 100% chance that you're descended from him.
Elder God Douchebag - January 20, 2009, 10:28 pm
Because that man got more play than any of us will.
VinceVicious - January 20, 2009, 9:32 pm
*not being critical* how is that possible?


SAFETY MEETINGS -




CRAFTSMANSHIP -


TAGS: leisure time see you later honey off to the legion
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sean - May 28, 2009, 7:50 pm
Thanks, considered Workmanship as a title but MWLF's contribution to the Bulgy Challenge (Text: Pride & Craftsmanship (But mostly pride)) made Craftsmanship too funny to pass up.
agdaniele - May 28, 2009, 7:44 pm
Great workmanship.
Sean - May 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
I used real duct tape on the text. Did to.


HOT CHOCOLATE - YES PLEASE!




YOU LATE, FOOL!!! - I'm writin' yo ass UP!


TAGS: jesus late
Rating: 3.09/5

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CHOICES - Sometimes you make the wrong ones.




WHOOPS -


TAGS: life time woman fun joke cash pay toilet too late pee pant leg ankle heel
Rating: 2.67/5

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Hypercat-Z - August 16, 2009, 7:31 am
Hehehe! Cuuute


JOHNNY LAW -




RAGE ZOMBIE!! - Micheal Jordan is one of the Infected run save yerself! save yerself! It's gonna be awhile B4 he starves down!


TAGS: micheal jordan chicago crying zombie 28 days later
Rating: 1.5/5

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[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 9:42 am
FAT-BOY!!


SUPPORT GROUPS -


TAGS: elderly late night
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:37 pm
Well a less naggy thank you!
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 12:49 am
Perfect. 5 naggy L


STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES -


TAGS: smell the roses tomorrow late calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - July 11, 2012, 9:04 pm
thx space
spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:20 pm
Nice one Gas.


DO YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO KILL? -


TAGS: clock late hubby thanks verdeckt
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - February 14, 2012, 4:03 pm
nice... I have this pic saved from long time... once I was tempted to use it on Poster evolution thread.


FINISHING SCHOOL -


TAGS: biancabeauchamp posture latex
Rating: 4.84/5

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BubbaX75 - March 5, 2011, 5:14 am
Does it come with opening instructions?


Counting Calories -




I FEEL SO ALIVE -




CABIN FEVER -


TAGS: cabin fever day a little late the shining iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:12 am
A perfectly chilling poster!
Cubbybear - January 25, 2011, 11:55 pm
The ultimate Cabin fever.


DANGER ZONE -




EARN YOURSELF MONEY, POWER AND RESPECT! - ..and hope you get to use it before Chicken Little gets to say "I told you so"


TAGS: money power respect toolate chicken
Rating: 4.43/5

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BaQu82 - December 14, 2010, 8:24 am
Thank you, those are good points for attention grabbing. Instead of redoing the poster, I'll just agree with you and point my eyes forward and keep that in mind. Again: Thanks.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:50 pm
Claire is right, this is a good poster. Maybe "Earn yourself" as as a title, then seperate the rest in to two lines. first submission I've seen from you so it's definitely a nice start. Still indecisive on my vote
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:44 pm
Good, but the top line could be reduced.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:30 pm

new contributor....nice one dude.


LOOKS LIKE LEGO - Might just be severely pixelated


TAGS: so severely pixelated looks like lego silverheart
Rating: 4.41/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2013, 10:00 am
That's true...especially if you're researching the best herpes medication or boner pills.
Sho - March 4, 2013, 9:35 pm
Happened to me too. Pay close attention to the mods, you can learn a lot from them :)
crankyhead - March 4, 2013, 9:31 pm
T'was me. Meant every last word. =)
Silverheart - March 4, 2013, 6:38 pm

I got the idea from the approval queue, I confess. Whichever mod wrote that, kudos to you.
Sho - March 4, 2013, 6:37 pm
5LOL


OCD IS A BONUS FOR A CHEF - Insures your plate presentation is perfect! (Now where did the grey one go?)


TAGS: insures your plate presentation is perfect
Rating: 3.6/5

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Chef - May 18, 2010, 9:55 pm
You mean you wouldn't order it in my restaurant? Sniff... And it was a tribute...
GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
YIPES!!! 5L


ELECTRONICS - Now available in chocolate flavor.




YO PIEMAN - I heard you like pie, so I put pi on your pie, so you can be smart with your tarts




CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR - the official food of motifake


TAGS: chocolatewafflecookiechocogoodnessbar
Rating: 3.53/5

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R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 6:25 pm
Timmies my friend, Timmies. Had any of said Timmies actually ever enjoyed the wonderous goodness that is said CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR, they would not hate themselves and everyone else. I'll venture to say they don't like bacon either.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:22 am
How does this poster have less than five small yellow furry creatures?
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 9:14 pm
im gonna need like five of these, per day
Bunny - April 2, 2009, 10:42 am
Amen to that! Om nom nom indeed!
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Automatic 5-poodles for this poster that is full of epic om nom nom!


CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON - Amazing just got more amazing


TAGS: chocolate covered bacon
Rating: 3.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 23, 2012, 10:12 am
Chocolate covered bacon sprinkled with bacon bits should be dipped in chocolate then sprinkled with bacon bits then...


DON'T JUST STAND THERE - Bust A Move


TAGS: bad doggie treats later
Rating: 3.39/5

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112345 - October 12, 2011, 6:45 pm
why can i do that lets make a porn-i
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 1:35 pm
What? No peanut butter?
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 10:22 pm
Thank YOU!
ronsart - December 26, 2009, 10:21 pm
thanks Gil and Aggy.
gil - December 26, 2009, 10:04 pm
well, I'm sure his tag was better.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 10:02 pm
In all fairness to gil, Ron has made a work of art out of every picture known to man... and a few monkeys.
gil - December 26, 2009, 9:57 pm
thanks ag.. and Ron, didn't crop it.. it was out on google images as a plain photo.. never saw yours, but apologize. didn't mean to use a picture already used.
ronsart - December 26, 2009, 9:54 pm
another one of mine...cropped with logo out...was called IRONIC...can't find in mine...think one of those lost last year...and before tags...
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 9:36 pm
LMAO! Brilliant in it's simplicity... and reference.


HALLUCINOGENIC EXPERIENCE - “Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic” Salvador Dalí




O.M.G. - It's 2 girls & 10 cups !!!




NOW YOU ARE TALKING -




CHOCOLATE - No, it`s not


TAGS: shit chocolate
Rating: 2.33/5


NOTE TO SELF - find the groomsman that set up the bachelor party the night before the fricking wedding


TAGS: moooooooo is late
Rating: 5/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:09 pm
There's no stripper in here. The cake really IS A LIE!
mariand - May 17, 2012, 6:57 pm
nah... he became conscious of trouble and tries to hide...lol
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 6:51 pm
Oh look! He's still getting his horns polished.


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